The Return of the Gay Caballero
By Frank Crumit and Lou Klein
 The Return of the Gay Caballero ,
with words and music by
Frank Crumit and Lou Klein, was released in 1929 and is still copyrighted. Thus, we can only provide excerpts.
I am a gay Caballero
I’m back again from Janiero
And you bet your life
I’ll be dodging the wife
And the husband who chewed off my ear-o.
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I am a sad Caballero
I’ve been worried for many a year-o
But for me there’s no joys
I’ve got seven boys
And each one was born with one ear-o.
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